Morbid Omelettes: Helicopters

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Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Dead Cat Helicopter

In the future every corpse will be afforded this dignity.

A collection of twenty-three bizarro fables in which you'll meet Nobody, a performing primate who wants to chew your children's lips off; pontificate with the Stork, philosopher and feces-eater; rejoice as Nordin "The Noggin" Nobel, noted socialite, is reconciled to his estranged head; share the existential despair of Slothra the suicidal kaiju; celebrate the love of Violet and her rotting lover; explore the meaning of life with Dr. Ebenezer A.T. Horkenheimer, sociopath, and the geography of heaven and hell with Ted the mangled toy. And so much more...

"A trip through the mind of an author who is obviously comfortable with his burgeoning insanity." -Dreadful Tales

"With rich prose and enjoyable stories, S.D. Foster's debut collection is nothing short of amazing. This is one you do not want to miss." -Bibliomantics

"This book belongs in the hands of readers who are tired of the same ole, same ole...go out and grab this sucker and get lost within its pages asap." -The Next Best Book Club

"A gracefully demented collection that pulls you in fast and keeps you with its irreal humor writ with a remarkable degree of plausible illogicalities." -John Dimes, author of Intracations, The Rites of Pretending Tribe, and The White Corpse Hustle: A Guide for the Fledgling Vampire